Why is the story of Jesus in Christianity false?

Although I very much enjoy dubstep music, I'll have to disagree with you on your observation. Every religion has a similar story, but all of the supposed events did not happen at the same time, so it isn't the same "person." Don't you know there was actually an entire wave of Messiahs at the time that Jesus got his fame? There were thousands, just as real as him. Same goes for Muhammad, and my answer is a representation of him right now. Why? Because offending people is fun.